Friday, January 16, 2009

Retribution in a Can.


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Gadzooks, what a busy morning, first I slept it in, then I had to have coffee, then I was bothered by work related stuff, don't folk realise it's Gingerday? Any hoo, having had a spare two minutes to myself to gaze sleepily and crankily over the papers, a story-only one-made me laugh out loud. So hell's bells, let's share it.

MONTERREY, Mexico – Four teenagers say police in a northern Mexican town spray-painted their hair, shoes and buttocks to teach them not to paint graffiti on public property.

Emilio Alfaro of Nuevo Leon state's Human Rights Commission said Thursday the youths have filed a complaint alleging that police in Guadalupe slapped, kicked and painted them with spray cans after detaining them for vandalism.

The youths are aged between 14 and 16. They presented paint-stained shoes and photos of their painted heads as evidence.

Guadelupe's police department says several officers have been suspended while the matter is being investigated.

The youths were fined more than $200 before being released on Tuesday.

Guadalupe is outside the city of Monterrey.


I'm all for it! Eye for an eye punishments. I would like to borrow a large cow or wildebeest and have it plop in a certain some one's garden in retaliation for his blasted dog pooing in my front garden the other day. Yack. If people keep insisting on delivering junk mail to my home I want their addresses so that I can wheel my green bin to THEIR home and deliver unto them all my junk. I want to find the filthy oik who put a scratch in my car and introduce him to a carpet cutter I won, I won't kill him, oh no, just leave a big long scratch down his cheek. Seems fair.
Don't it?

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Anonymous Fiona said...

Ha! My own paramour is fond of such methodology. When telemarketers call, the first thing he does is asks them for their home phone number. He also likes to tell bank people he is recording their phone call for THEIR protection.

11:01 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Hah, I like his style.
Crikey, the amount of junk mail we're getting of late is ridiculous.

11:02 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

There was a brilliant prank pulled on a telemarketer a few year ago in the states, this poor fellow called a house and the dude who answered pretened to be a police officer attending the scene of a murder, the victim being the chap the telemarketer jsut called. It was hilarious. I'll try find it.

11:04 a.m.  
Anonymous sheepworrier said...

Happy gingerday!
Ah, don't be so hard on the telemarketers - I had to do that god-awful job for a year to support myself in uni. Some of the ignorant, racist shite ('boggtrotting IRA paddy bastard' being my favourite) we had to put up with was really not worth it.

11:46 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Happy Ginger day Sheepie. Somebody actually called you that??

12:01 p.m.  
Anonymous sheepworrier said...

Yup - just a part of the job I suppose.

12:29 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Annoying as it is to be disturbed at home and all jokes aside, a quick 'I'm not interested thank you' is quite enough. Being abused is definitely not part if the job.

12:41 p.m.  
OpenID grimsaburger said...

I just cancelled our land line after two weeks of getting a recorded message asking for "SHELL...DON...BROWN..." to call back for "AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS MATTER." I'd been thinking about dropping the land line for months, and I have to say AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS MATTER put me over the edge.

Can I just take a moment to complain about the weather? Again? It's -27ºC and the snow is knee-deep. That is all.

1:06 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Hmm, thermo thingy tell me it is a balmy 10 degrees here, so raaaaaaaaasssssssssssssppppppp! ( not that I'm really gloating or anything, I'm sure we'll get a cold snap that will make me shut my yap.)
I really do wish people would pick up after their dogs, it's the height of grossness to see poo everywhere.

2:17 p.m.  
Anonymous morgor the ascendant said...

that's one thing i noticed about moving from dublin to cork.

There's dog poo EVERYWHERE down here.

3:48 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Here too, I walked from Portobello to Rathmines yesterday, then from Rathmines to Kimmage and I knew when I was in Kimmage from the amount of dog crap everywhere. It's disgusting. I just cannot understand why people don't pick it up. I also cannot understand why there are not more bins.

Right, have a lovely weekend drinkers and non drinkers alike, I must go and kick things.

4:09 p.m.  
Blogger laughykate said...

Little Miss Gloaty pants here, 31 degrees here and it looks like it's going to be the same again today. Oh how I love summer. (About as much as I detest taggers).

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Blogger fatmammycat said...

LK for the gloaty win. Pass her the Bobbin of Smirk.

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Blogger Medbh said...

Remind me of that scene in "Colors" when Sean Penn gets all cruel with that kid tagging the wall by spraying it in his face.

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