A new discovery.
Salmon darnes CAN explode if you cook them for too long in the microwave!
Labels: what's that popping sound?
posted by fatmammycat at 3:17 p.m.
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
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30 Comments:
Now that I know it can explode in the microwave, what's a salmon darne?
Like a thick fillet of salmon, but rectangle shaped. And explodable, very important to remember that bit.
Imagine what would happen if you stuffed kernels of popcorn in it, then coated it with marshmallows. Not exactly a culinary masterpiece, but it would rate high on the explode-o-scale.
It certainly would, although it did pretty well all by itself. Oh well, the bigger of the cats didn't object to it.
I'm looking for recipe ideas for a dinner party at the weekend. Exploding fish sounds like a show!
I dont know anything about "Salmon Darnes" and I didn't know that Salmon were rectangular. It doesn't sound natural to me.
By the way FMC, you've gone three days now without mentioning your personal fitness programme, what's wrong? C'mon, we all want to know about your bench press exploits, your Rambo style 25km runs over rugged terrain, recounted to us as you caress you pussy at the PC. How is the aul Puddy away Mrs Slocombe. And...do you have purple hair today? Or green?
Who the fuck is this anonymous person and what the fuck is he or she on about?
Cretin.
Hey did you see this, FMC?
http://jezebel.com/374361/big-changes-new-beginnings
Has Jezebel jumped the shark?
Say it ain't so.
Dear brave anonymous. You're a boring attention seeking twat of the highest order.
You don't bother me in the slightest, if you want to carry on acting like a cunt and trying to get a rise out of me go right ahead.
Sam, just ignore it, it's a troll.
Medbh! I did, and I have to say I am very surprised to see that. Although between the snap shots and what not they were heading down that road more and more were they not?
But still. I was surprised. I guess we can expect less stories and more fashion.
April fools, no?
And why would you cook salmon in the microwave anyway? Mad woman.
It said it was faster that way than using the oven.
It's probably faster to microwave a steak too but you wouldn't do it..
I might.
No I kid I kid, fish is different.
Honestly, the bits that didn't explode were not that bad.
Medbh! This day gets weirder and weirder, did you read Heidi Montag has been declared a feminist?
It was probably a blowfish
FMC, yes! I linked to that story a few days ago. Do you remember when she gave that magazine interview saying she wanted fake boobs and a nose job so bad that she didn't care if she had died on the operation table?
Do the women who write for the NYT smoke crack or what?
Twenty, I'm going to hope you're right and it's an April Fool's thing.
If Heidi Montag's a feminist, I'm a fucking Mormon, President Bush is a real sharp guy and my cat's the errant leader of the Lost Tribe of Israel.
It's all over if Heidi Montag's a feminist. The first time I'd heard of her was Medbh's post on her nose and boob-jobs. It's feminasty to put gelbags in your boobs, not feminist.
5 minutes in the microwave, covered with tissue, deeelishusssssssssssss
Tee.
Feminasty: excellent, Sam.
Snarf Sam. Indeed.
Stipes, yep, but with a 700 watt microwave, mine's 850, hence the boom. ( I read the 700 hundred part AFTER)
quality......I'll pass this to my chefs....they need all the help they can get. It took them half an hour to get a fucking crumble out tonight......muppets
Twenty nailed it.
It was an April Fool's joke.
http://jezebel.com/374884/april-fools-yes-it-was-a-joke-duh
I think, when identifying yourself you should be able to choose between:
OpenID
Name/URL
Chickenshit
Hey and if you want the easiest tastiest salmon recipe in the world, marinate it in some soya sauce, a couple of generous glugs of oyster sauce, I add a wee glug of thai sweet chili sauce - for anything from twenty minutes to two hours. Then either fry it or bake or barbeque it, just don't microwave it or it will explode. Feck it's good.
Oh but crumble os so good, it's nearly worth the wait.
Medbh, we should have know, how gullible are we?
LK- that sound delicious, I will definitely try that in the future.
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