Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Cruise Control Might Be slipping.

You've probably already seen this footage, but damn, he's a total looper. His emissions are probably higher than mine too.
Onwards to the first Scientologist Presidential Candidate!

UPDATE: It's been taken off youtube, yu still available on Gawker.



Anonymous stipes said...

I got nearly 2 mins into this shite.
mission impossible 4?
he needs a slap

2:54 p.m.  
OpenID bendersbetterbrother said...

If I drove past an accident and I saw Tom Cruise there, smouldering (in whatever way tickles you) and I knew, KNEW I was the only who could help... I'd let him burn.

I care, CARE for my fellow man.

2:57 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Now cackle wildly BBB and you've got yourself a starring role in mission impossible 5.
But not stipes, stipes needs to unhitch himself from his negativity and KNOW inner love and his new reality.

3:14 p.m.  
Blogger grimsaburger said...

Dear Tom Cruise,
Please don't "help" me.

Yours truly,

3:27 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

She doesn't mean it Tom! Don't do the crazy laugh, she doesn't know things like YOU know things. Forgive her, for she knows not what she types.
Oh sacred Xenu, please I ask thee, scorn not my fellow bloggers, lead us not into psychiatry.
it's raining men.

3:33 p.m.  
Anonymous Shebah said...

I used to be a fan, but he has developed this strange feverish staring look and a sort of hysterical beaming grin - I think maybe his innards have been replaced with cyberborg stuff and he is now a "Stepford" man.

4:20 p.m.  
Anonymous Shebah said...

I used to be a fan, but he has developed this strange feverish staring look and a sort of hysterical beaming grin - I think maybe his innards have been replaced with cyberborg stuff and he is now a "Stepford" man.

4:20 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Shebah is right! He does cause me to have a 'caught in the head lights' reaction when he does that laugh.

4:28 p.m.  
Anonymous Sam, Problemchildbride said...

Don't look into his eyes whatever you do! For there is nothing there... That man is chilling. That laugh is diabolical. These eyes are just...blank.

He seems to think he can bully or impress people into Scientology with stabby finger movements. I heard nothing but arrogance there. Man doesn't even have an argument. All he has is his stabby fingers.

4:56 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

He's a zealot, he'd tilt at a windmill if you let him.

5:20 p.m.  
Blogger Dr. James McInerney said...

That was Tom Cruise auditioning for a Beckett play.

It was, wasn't it?

5:38 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

This explains why Katie looked like a drugged 40 year-old on Letterman the other night.
No personality at all.
And why does she keep referring to her daughter as an amazing woman?
She's what, 2?
That's what happens when you sell your soul for money.

5:47 p.m.  
Anonymous laughykate said...

Ohhhh, the video is no longer there...did the aliens remove it?

8:01 p.m.  
Anonymous Sam, Problemchildbride said...

"he'd tilt at a windmill if you let him."

I say put him on a charger and point him at Holland. Keep him out of trouble.

8:14 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Omigaw! It's totally gone. Damn you Xenu and your fruity minions!

8:33 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

Be glad that they only took the video, FMC, and not your Thetan!
(isn't that what they think a soul is?)

9:19 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I believe so, the big shower of odd balls.

9:28 p.m.  
Anonymous laughykate said...

I was vaguely listening to the radio this morning and they were saying that they could only find one address that still had the video. The bleeps bleeps and the blarps blarps are good, but not that good.

9:42 p.m.  
Anonymous nonny said...

No way, I searched the Video on You Tube as I didn’t have time to look at it today and it said, "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International". Church my fucking arse. That’s it, I'm gonna make up a church, it will be full of puppies and kittens and nekkid Chippendales. We will teach people to share, we won’t be scabby with the vino, only giving it to the favourites, there will be wine for everybody in the audience. We will also encourage people to express themselves by laughing openly at other people’s misfortunes. It is going to be epic.

12:12 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Check the link in my update, they still have it AND they faced down the church.

12:14 a.m.  
Blogger Manuel said...

awh Scientology makes me weep......but it's still better than that Kabala malarky.....and that Christianity's a Jedi's life for me.....

12:55 a.m.  
Anonymous stipes said...

don't look now, fmc, but its been spirited away for sure

9:36 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Check the update, it's still there if you want to take a look. Man's a bone fide nutjob.

9:58 a.m.  
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