Thursday, October 26, 2006

Bad idea.

It is always a bad idea to lose the run of one's self mid week.
Always.
Here I sit, hungover like a goat, hands trembling, eyebrows very low, drinking coffee and wondering about what to have for breakfast, wheetabix or toast? Who can say, who can not say, who feels worse than me right this second, nobody probably.
T'was my own fault. I went to kickboxing, got flung arund for a while, headed for home and on one of those strange quirks of fate I met a gal I haven't seen for a while just down the road from the house.
'Hey, what are you doing here?'
'I just called to your house, you really ought to get a mobile.'
'Hah, no fear. What's up?'
'I"ve got a week off work.' She said most miserably.
This girl works in fashion, when most prople have a week off work they are happy about it, fashion people are bereft.
'Do you want to go to lunch?'
'Cracking idea.' I replied,'Lemmie grab a quick shower and check my emails. I can't stay out ages though, I've a mountain of work on.'
'God, lucky you.' She said, and she meant it.
SO we went to 66 on Georges Street. Over priced, half empty and not velly good sea food, but some excellent wine, we had some more of that. Gossip gossip blather blather, have another bottle, why, don't mind if I do.'
Then we went for coctails, Raspberry Teas, VELLY GUD indeed, then somehow- I actually don't know how this part happened- another friend of mine arrived and more cocktails were ordered. Then we went to that friend's apartment, tried on fur coats and, drank wine, then somehow it was dinner time and we ended up somewhere off The Quays eating Italian sea-food and pasta and drinking more wine, then there were shoots of sambuca, then some other guy arrived,a little gay who said 'he wasn't a queen, he was a printhess', that little lisping queen was mocked mercilessly. He responded by telling us salacious stories 'bout celebrities whose hair he glues on and cuts. We all listened agog as we stumbled back up the road in straight into the loving arms of The Porterhouse.
HEY HO! Look who's here, The Norweigan. Looking glum but feeling dandy. What are we drinking HEY HO!
Suffice to say the rest of the evening is a bit hazy.
But I do know this, I didn't get a bloody thing done and I am suffering mightily today for my troubles. I hope my lunch companion is suffering too. I hope the barman who served us is suffering, I hope everybody is suffering, including anyone that might read this, actually, especially you lot.
Wednesday lunches, I'm against it!

70 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

Ha hah haaah! And all without a mobile, so the Paramour must have been getting paranoid and could not rescue you! You deserve a gazillion work deadline phonecalls today, in which case just go on the piss until 8pm, then straight home to bed after two pints of water. Then everything will be fine by wakey time tomorrow...

10:46 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

The paramour, peace be with him, knows better than to worry. He says I came in a did remarkable job of acting not drunk, so good that he knew I was utterly legless. Apparently I get very 'serious' when I'm drunk and trying not to be. I talk in a very LOUD and CLEAR voice, being extra careful not to use words that have 's' in them -for the slurring you see.
He said, 'Why don't you go to bed?'
And I said, 'YES WHY DON'T I GO TO BED?"
It was twenty past nine. I don't think he was fooled.
Oh God the pain.

10:59 a.m.  
Blogger Unknown said...

Oh dear, and this is 12hrs later?Just go on the piss, you may be saying "never again" but know you want to!

11:08 a.m.  
Blogger Student said...

Doesn't sound that bad. Bad is when you are still pissed as you reach work the next morning. Sobriety creeps up on you and then the hangover hits you like a rhino on bad acid.

If you understand concepts like toast I reckon you'll be ok. Plus it's really easy for me to say this as I am not hungover today.

It's a bitch trying to explain to the boss why I should go home as I have stomach flu when I stink of booze and have a little vomit on my top.

Good times!

12:11 p.m.  
Blogger Kim Ayres said...

I'm hungover from food rather than drink. But by f*** it was a damned good birthday cake.

12:17 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Well in Kim! I will raise a hair of the dog to your good health later this evening.
I had Wheatabix and some more coffee, it is good for what ails ya.
p1p, bosses are unforgiving bastards are they not? I'm against them too.

12:43 p.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...

I am hungover from work this week. Shouldn't it be Saturday morning by now?

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Blogger fatmammycat said...

Or at the very least home time on Friday.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it sounded like you had a FABULOUS day!!!
I want one of those too!
That post made me want to drink, drink, drink like there is no tomorrow!
Damn, I'm still at work.
I once tried to suggest to my boss that we got some vodka feeders for our office (you know those things that you just get yourself a quick shot from). But nope. Here I am, painfully sober. I'll have to do something about that....

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Blogger fatmammycat said...

A hip flask is your answer. Then you can nip to your heart's contentment.
Seriously though, I've been here all day working like a bloody dog to catch up, and my headache only went an hour ago.
Naturally I am going to get into my pyjamas as soon as it gets dark and then me and mister telly have long a overdue date.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is it that you do that allows you go to kickboxing in the middle of the day, skive off and get pissed and still get paid?

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Blogger Boliath said...

Sorry that was me - don't know why I checked anonymous...

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hungover as a goat"? What type of parties do you go to...???

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Blogger fatmammycat said...

I work for myself Boliath, doing arty related stuff. Too dull to explain. As good as you think I have it- and I ain't complaining- the sheer necessity of earning a living actually makes those days where I skive off terrifying. I mean, look a the bloody state of me today. Sweat sweat.
Willie, the best ones.

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Blogger Boliath said...

I used to work for myself too fmc, I know the horror of feast or famine paychecks, I started payingmyself a salary in the end, regardless of how much I earned that month I put the same amount into my checking account as a "salary", worked quite well until 9/11 happened and the whole situation went down the swanee, I wokred in coproate events, semmed trivial after 9/11 and nobody was spending money on incentive programs and the like so I had to go get a "real job" I tell you it's damned nice to have someone else worry about invoices and the like and just get paid every month. Didn't mean to seem as if I was dissing your work babe, just wondering and envying.

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